*comment from straight male about how he would like to hold her boobies*
*a dozen other straight males applaud*
@Hermiione Granger, *reply in complete agreement to the possibility of holding boobies from fellow straight male*
@Hermiione Granger, *off the wall comment abiut doing it with the schween of a guy friend*
@Hermiione Granger, 👏👏👏👏👌
@Hermiione Granger, i think some of the girls here would like that too
@Kangaroo Jacked, I'm sure. I just normally see comments like that from guys.
@Hermiione Granger, #bestcomments
@TheTagger, wow I feel so honored *wipes tear*. I don't know what to say. I guess I'd like to thank fp and the community, TheTagger, obviously who tagged me with this honor, and I guess all the straight men on this app who made this comment possible. *bows as the audience of three people look on in silent confusion*
@Hermiione Granger, Your welcome!
@Hermiione Granger, *bi male also applauds*
@Depressed Panda, of course, of course. Bi's Pan's, Ace's (for the aesthetic), all women attracted people. I hear the applauding in the distance.
@Hermiione Granger, *applauds*
My friends have never done this for me... I'm a guy, but I'd still appreciate the attempt if it would improve my selfie game
I would love to hold her boobies
This is my kind of friendship!
Can I be their friend?
@Devil Ocean, that depends, do you like prison?
Definitely underage. Pump the breaks.
Then he drops her because her boobs weren't like how her pictures were