Pretty sure guys can swallow kids just as much as girls
@Shentei Zei, I can verify that claim. Pro tip- Its easier to blend them if you remove the bones first.
@Shentei Zei, this string of comments is why funny pics is the master app.....also why we are on a terror watch list
@Asian Invasian, but hey it's totally worth it!
If the only things you've accomplished are swallowing jizz, being able to be pregnant, and menstruating then no wonder he left you
Except you can't create humans with out a man
@FrostBite704, it's so funny to see TV shows where they're doing the what if men didn't exist anymore. If I was The last guy and too old to impregnate anyone I would laugh because humanity will be f*cked then it would be their fault.
Creating a human? Need a guy for that too. Bleed for 7 days? Anyone can do that if they actually wanted to. Swallowing kids? Pretty sure there are videos of that out there.
Honest question, has this kind of advice ever helped the women on this app? I don't hear it in real life very often, usually women who say this stuff are bitter and the women who hear it are annoyed. Like, the speaker is trying harder to justify their own anger than helping their listener, and it's not the help the listener needs.
@SimonPetrikov, ive never really had a prick boyfriend or anything but remembering i can literally create life is kinda awesome. Overall though, no, hearing that "all guys lie and just want sex" and stuff just makes me feel like no matter what i do, i wont be good enough for my boyfriend
update: that didnt mean i think guys lie and just want sex, its just when you hear it everywhere it makes it feel true
@Shentei Zei, The "creating life" thing is pretty cool.
@Shentei Zei, well guys do lie, and want sex... But girls lie just as much and some girls only want sex too. Finding a good person is about personality not what sex they are. And Sadly these days finding a good person is freaking hard. On a side note it's amazing thing for a girl to make a baby... But life starts with the man. That's why both genders need each other. We gotta stop trying to claim one's better... We are both made up of 90% shîtty people
@Shentei Zei, just remember, if you ever feel bad, as a female you have a colossal advantage over literally everything when compared to every man around you if you live in any first world country on the planet
That should make you feel better
What hoe from Facebook created this?
I never nut quick and I never lie
@Kraft Punk, Yeah nutting takes forever. Especially when the pistachio shells are shut tight.
Get tumblr the fvck out of here.