I'm afraid if I stop drinking now the cumulative hangover will kill me
@nemestrinus , "literally* kill me" that's ok though. I'll still give you an upvote for the reference :)
The secret to avoiding a hangover is to keep drinking
@shocking60, Won't that make you dependent on alcohol and possibly make you an alcoholic?
@Under The Gloves , no, it makes you a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
He's become too powerful! His levels of day drunk are higher then I thought possible!
And y'all laughed at my username.
So theres a story in mexico about a goat, or something like that, on some island that people all over the country would flock to see. Like all tourist attractions this goat had a fee. Apparently every time someone came to see this goat an take pictures and what not they had to give it a beer. This went on for years. Until one day there was a huge storm that prevented anyone from going to the island that last almost a whole week. After the storm settled people immediately went to go check on the goat, but when they got there the goat was dead. Since they lost their equivalent of a national treasure Goatsy's fans decided to autopsy him to find out the cause of death. It wasnt the storm or debris or anything that you might expect. Toxicology reports said he died of extreme dehydration brought on by the sudden hangover of a 20+ year bender.
Don't fear the reaper.
"We're not worthy!"
I’ve gotten “violently and uncontrollably vomit across the room” drunk and never had a hangover.