Prom Night Dumpster Baby!
Oh there is a choice, but som
e say it's the hardest one you can make...
@Madmullato, or, you know, condoms..
@M A D N E S S M, a lot of people get pregnant because they don't know how to use a condom, you might be thinking "how the fvck do they mess that up", just remember never underestimate the limits of human stvpidity
@EddySteady, yeah, unfortunately I know, my mom and dad didn't know how to use condoms. hence why I'm here on funnypics.
@M A D N E S S M, condoms don't always work, even when the people using them know what they're doing. Just ask my parents about my sister.
@Hermiione Granger, ok what's your parents' number, and how old is this sister of yours?
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, 312-865-7946. She's 14. Just don't ask about the Yippy Skippy Slip'n Slide incident. Very touchy subject around the family.
@Hermiione Granger, damn her age is off the clock which means she's too old for the co...oh hello Chris Hansen. How are you toda.....huh? No, no I'm ok standing
@Madmullato, I think she made the "hard" choice about 7-8 months prior to that.
@Hermiione Granger, double b birth control, but honestly I've only had Trojans break, durex is solid.
@CrazyRightWinger, never understood the Trojan brand. The biggest thing they're known for is the Trojan horse, where they broke out of their shell and fked up everyone's day
@Madmullato, sometimes i fall down the stairs by mistake. Not always a choice tbh
Yesterday a girl straight up told me "I don't do condoms" I hope your pride can stop you from getting STDs
@2EZ Comics, reminds me of the old eminem song about the cheating gf/wife. "So what she tripped, fell, and landed on his d*ck?"
@Satan Himself, people like that deserve everything they get
I mean Im Satan himself and even I know you should be careful and use protection
@Satan Himself, then I guess yours broke cause I've been called the spawn of Satan many times
Ummmm... I can explain that after I get back from the store... wait here for a bit..
Cool. Invisible man has a prom date.
She could've had an abortion behind the dumpster
At least she won't get pregnant on prom night.
Her dress reminds me of those weird cultist guys you had to fight in the castle in RE 4 for some reason.
If that's what you meant