Lawyer: Where were you the night in question?!
Her: Wow ok I have a boyfriend
@Medic135, Johnny Bravo, jumping out of his seat: well you look like a girl who could use two!
@TwoPears, dang it! I wanted to say that *lightly kicks grass*
This looks like a soft core porno scene
@megamanx181x, lawyer: "what that mouf do"
@everyman, whateva you want it to do daddy!
@megamanx181x, idk oj Simpson didn't even look as nervous as her
@megamanx181x, u wat som fuk?
I'll free her calendar up..
Lawyer: Your Honor, permission to hold the witness.
Judge: Do you mean in contempt of court?
Lawyer: Yeah, what ever.