How did she even get dressed with pants so tight?
@Good Guy Satan, idk how but I do know to get in them you got to start by offering her a drink
@megamanx181x, If you want to pick up a girl don't offer her a drink. Offer to buy her an appetizer because not only had no bad decisions been made over appetizers but also buying her an appetizer will make you stand out from every other guy
@Good Guy Satan, good advice, chicken wings with ranch it is!
@Good Guy Satan, Jesus Christ
@Good Guy Satan, tight jeans are like the mafia. Once you're in, it's really hard to get out again.
@Good Guy Satan, where did she even buy pants like that?
@A pet named Steve, Best comparison I've ever heard about pants
@Good Guy Satan, don't worry, they're painted on
Speed bumps we all wanna drive through
@Trve Shad, should be top comment
I would let her sit on my face...
@Spadez7, say goodbye to your face
@A pet named Steve, say hello to the booty
@A pet named Steve, that's how I wanna go
No you'll just crash instead cause you won't be looking where your going
*Masturbating while driving rates go up*
No, that's how you cause an accident
@worldstallestmidget, has science gone too far?
DAYUM she is standing waaaay too close to the road
*turns around; it's Bruce Jenner*
Is this a game of red light green light?
The things I would do just to worship that butt
How to know your pants are way too tight
@Nudity Industries, look just about right to me
@Nudity Industries, I don't mind