Im glad babies dont just mysteriously pop up in my house
By law, the first humans it spies become its parents, and condoms are used as casting nets to remove them from the house.
@Weeee, This sounds like the plot to a horror movie
@Weeee, honestly, it's better than the alternative.
I read that with the baby having a deep serious voice, like Nibbler
*furiously tosses baby into blender*
I like how he has pupils and he's the creepy one