*would blush if not for blood rushing to penis.*
@Sambob, *notices bulge* ooOOoo whats this oWo
@CompleteSavage, please dont do this
@Donutfilm, you can't stop us.
@Sambob, i can and i will
@CompleteSavage, that's 3" of pure love baby 😘
@CompleteSavage, oh sweet jesus have mercy on our so- *tackleglomps you* OwO someone's happy
@Fix Your Grammar, do go on... *grabs popcorn*
@Captain Boromir, I hate myse-
rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you?? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a buldge* someone's happy OwO *nuzzles your necky wecky* -murr- hehehe *rubbies your buldgy wolgy* you're so big o3o it doesn't stop growing OwO *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likes ;) *nuzzles wuzzles* i hope daddy really likes :p *wiggles butt and squirms* i have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea! it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwese :c i need to be punished *rubs paws down your chest and bites lip* like i need to be punished really good~ *paws on your buldge as i lick my lips* i'm getting thirsty, i can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow*
@Fix Your Grammar, *Flash backs to 7th grade* o.e *dies of uncontrollable cringe seizure*
Well I'm a guy soooo....
@AntHill, no, you are a beautiful woman now.
@ThatGuyx79, "blushing" why thank you! Lol
This made me feel better about myself to be honest.
@Pierce the reverse , good
Did you just assume my gender?
@The mortiest morty, why not. The odds are good. 50% chance to get it right.
Is it super sad that this actually shocked me and made me blush? Like, get it together, me!
@SchwiftyChick, it kinda got me too. We can be sad weird wrecks together!
@SchwiftyChick, that last sentence alone was enough to prove you are not male
*drops pants and underwear and looks down with a sigh of relief* thank god it's all still there for a second I thought rick and morty fudged up another time line haha. *suddenly realizes life is still not as schwifty as it could be*
Aww I'm a pretty girl! Oh stop you!
Ps. Girl = guy in real life
Yeah i smiled.
Aaawww thank you!
Honestly made me really happy
I feel like Hannah needs to post nudes to confirm this.