@naturagood, life's even too short for that! Just take the sharpest knife you have, cut a gaping hole in your stomach that can't be fixed by modern medicine and shove the box in the hole.
@Just Kraze, happiness is getting a significant other who puts your pizza rolls in the oven. Everyone deserves that kinda love. Except Steve. Fvck that guy
@DanyStormborn, was gonna say. My roommates and I would buy mozzarella sticks and pizza rolls and throw them all in the fryer back in college. Oh the feasts we gorged on. The clogged arteries are but a memory.
@The Puppet Man, it truly changes your life. Now you have perfect rolls from oven cooking and speed. Add pupper to clean face when done and it's perfection.
life is too short even for that. Shove a pile of them frozen in your mouth and stick your head in the microwave