Just because you've had time to learn doesn't mean that you have learned.
@Jauffre, exactly. I said that to a coworker before when i corrected her and she was offended because her senority was 22 years and mine was 3 so i "couldn't possibly know what i was talking about!" Well she chased the next three shoplifters out of the store and got fired on the last one.
@Jauffre, deep, yo.
Woman don't understand, sometimes the stream splits into two, how you supposed to aim that, besides I put the seat up
@benderama, so true. They don't know. I do clean up if this happens though
@trinitunerboy, if you have an unavoidable accident that's fine JUST CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS
@benderama, sometimes if the man sausage is feeling zany, it’ll just shoot directly down or to the side. No reason, it’s just s fickle thing. “Imagine aiming a thumb with no bone”
That's why I pee sitting down frees my hands so I can look at meme's
Why does it look like it's in a kindergarten room though 0.o
ITS NOT A DAM LAZER WOMAN! SHOTGUN AT BEST!
Sure, it's easy for you. You've got a little dick.
Try keeping control of this monster...
@EatMyAss, ... shouldn't that mean that you have less distance to fuvk it up with?