@TheHippie52, Guns, don't forget guns
@TheHippie52, the pursuit of happiness
@Soul Eaten, starvation and bread lines
@anal bayonet , You have internet in Venezuela?
@Gamasennin, nope, a rock taped to a aids infected cat powered by a pedal machine
@TheHippie52, beef and broccoli, 🥝 and subway!!
@TheHippie52, explain how you have freedom when your life is controlled by your job with a 40+ hour work week, the only freedom you have is to sell yourself to the t bidder aka employer like a prostitute selling their body
@burrito67, you have the freedom to not be a sheep, start your own business or do w/e u want, if your smart enough.
@TheHippie52, *freedom, plus the world’s largest prison population by both numbers and demographics.
Unicorns 🦄 🦄🦄🦄🦄 national anima of Scotland lol
We have the New Yorker, a dangerous and perpetually angry creature that only others of its kind get along with, sort of.
@Doctor Krieger, HOW DARE YOU CALL ME ANGRY, YOU HITLER CLONE, I AM GUNNA STAB YOUR GRANDMAS NECK WITH A SPOON
@Doctor Krieger, I'm walkin here!
Canada has beaver, lots and lots of beaver. Don't you wish you were getting as much beaver as us?
@Malice211, "In beaver we thrust!" -AvE
@Malice211, and maple syrup.
@Malice211, they're like unicorns though. I have seen traces of them, but I have never seen one.
Really fücking mean geese.
@I Are Lebo, geese are just really fùcking mean everywhere you go.
The Bald Eagle mothafvcka!
@Gamasennin, *bird of freedom.
A sentient orange which is now our leader.
*picture of Trump* a Jackass?
Lots of debt
Too many white people
Homeless old people, poverty, and money laundering politicians. Yes, that's it.
A shït ton of magpies and crows (I live in Britain)
Very large dept
But in Germany we have beer Merkel sausages and we are allowed to Drink where we want whenever we want als the best Think: we dont Shoot People because you cant buy a Rifle at walmart, die can buy food
Purple mountains majesty
Illegal immigrants lol. Just kidding, I love tacos.
🇺🇸 has a gibbon in the White House!!!
My country has the tide pod challenge, and a vast number of idiots willing to perform it. D:
A creature called "Snooki"
I'm the words of the wise Scar:
"I'm surrounded by idiots"
An orange 🍊 skinned guy runs our country, I guess that’s something.
Snak and stinging lobster
Chavs. My country has chavs.
Isn't that a shot from Kangaroo Jack?
Millions of alcoholics
Bald Eagles, Bison
Trash pandas, actually.
Self hatred and the rebirth of the Weimar era 🇩🇪
Y'know... Canadian things.
Well all Swans belong to the Queen so I guess swans, though if we are working off of the national animal then Lions and Unicorns!
I give you the only North American marsupial, the Opossum.
Beavers, moose, and geese
Camels, oryx and falcons
Lions and zebras and rhinos oh my!
Beaver, more than any one man could handle.
A race of birds we lost a war to
Only americans? Are There still other countries? Are There?
@ifyouaskme, there are 2 countries on Earth. America and Everywhere Else, and Everywhere Else will be annexed by America eventually.
American alligators are unique to the US
My country has beaver.
Bald Eagles, Buffalo, and Amber waves of grain!
Elk, moose, beaver, and loon... according to my money
@PunnyBaker, well look at mister fancy pants millionaire over here with his zoo money
@DividedAlliance, but.. they only make up $1.40.... well... $3.40 if you count the bears too
@PunnyBaker, you have a $2 coin?
@DividedAlliance, yes! Its the prettiest one. Gold on the inside and silver on the outside. We call it a toonie.
Toonie = $2
Loonie = $1
Yes, thats the real name.
Yes, its a real country.
@PunnyBaker, I'm guessing this is Canada?
@PunnyBaker, that's awesome lololol my new life goal is to procure a toonie.
I feel like you could tell me the streets were made of cotton candy there and I wouldn't be that surprised.
@DividedAlliance, not cotton candy, but definitely ice in the winter lol. People make maple syrup candy sticks in the snow too lol
Throw maple syrup in a pot and boil it for a bit, then drizzle it out into fresh snow and let it cool. It hardens into crunchy maple sticks
But seriously, google what a toonie looks like, they're soo cool
@PunnyBaker, i looked it up they're pretty cool looking. So regal lol
Maple sticks sound dank, but I love maple flavored everything
@DividedAlliance, the toonies now have northern lights that glow on the dark too!
@ol, that is so wicked! Coolest money I've ever seen
Pizza and very loud people
Geese that aren't afraid of you and will go out of their way to let you know that they, quote, "run these streets motherhonker"
@Justice Juice, *angry honking in the background*
A Cheetos as a President!
Tacos and tequila
@Brokebusbich, America has those too. GG Russia. GG.