Because you touch yourself at night
@poiuy, no then we would see them cumming
@poiuy, *reaches for lotion and tissues*. Your move now
@troubled panda, the snail provides it's own lotion and will take it slow and easy. 🐌
@AJMalone, I’m sickened yet curious
Its the same with mcdonalds. You would think they'd use construction crews and cranes like everyone else, but have you ever actually seen a mcdonalds being built? They just appear there over night
@Duncan5769, lies. One's being built not far from me right now
@theshadosnipe, really? And have you witnessed them construcing it. I mean have you actually sat their to observe it. Trust me, any day now a building will slither out of the woods, sit down and proclaim itself McDonald's
@Duncan5769, um, I haven't pitched a lawn chair to watch it anything but I've seen the construction equipment and workers as I drive by...
@theshadosnipe, those are just there to decieve us
@theshadosnipe, you know too much. Run! Before they catch you!
@Duncan5769, maybe the amish build them super fast
That's their secret. Their always coming
It's because they're too shellthy... I'll see myself out
@Archmage Araketh, shell myself out*
@George Feeny, crap now I made a pun too. I gotta get the shell out of here now
@George Feeny, wow I don't want to seem shellfish here but I thought those puns were pretty good
Because in a few more thousands of years they evolve into nightmares known as "Weeping Angels"
Cause they are like the Weeping Angels. Instead they move slowly when near humans.