I'm actually having a splendid day. Today's my 22nd birthday and so far I've had sex 3 times before noon, dope food, and drinks at the bar are gonna be $2 tonight which means more sex, cake, food, and shots
And yes, I will in fact be having drunken sex with my cake, thank you for asking
@Abusive Breasts, I did all that yesterday AND got into a Twitter war with the NFL. I don't even know whose cake it was.
Happy birthday. Picture me when you're putting your icing into the cake later.
@Abusive Breasts, Happy birthday. Keep those breasts oiled
@Abusive Breasts, where's the invite?
@Abusive Breasts, I can’t even get up before noon, let alone have sex three times.
@Bowie Stars, were not even going out until 10 and were already up to round 6 so it's time to shift into maximum overdrive
Remember gents, make her clit explode and pelvic thrust her to the moon
@Abusive Breasts, holy sh!t it's my 22nd birthday too! Birthday bros!
@Abusive Breasts, people on this app are allowed to have sex?
@Abusive Breasts, it's my 22nd birthday tomorrow and I got a card from my grandma and I'm on shift for 24 tomorrow.. yay
@Medic135, Same birthday tomorrow too, I was sent emoji cake, and I have exams to enjoy.
@Under The Gloves , we wouldn’t want them to get chafed
@Medic135, ay man happy birthday tho
@Abusive Breasts, thank you abusive breasts happy birthday to you as well
Anyone else think that 23 was a depressing birthday?
So are we still bringing politics into Funny Pics? I thought we decided a long time ago these weren't allowed?!?
I told everyone that crazy fvck would kill us all
If you take politics or North Korea seriously; you’re f*cking retarded. It’s like enemies talking online.. nothing will happen. Just a load of sh*t talking.
Ahhhhh.... im so happy trump is president and not criminal hillary :)
It'll be an easy job they said. The president is real mature and sensible they said.
@Liquid Stuff, are you quoting nooneever?