"Eat the delicious food." Ok Hannibal, I will.
"Eat people... I mean chicken. Yeah. Chicken."
@Limp Stick, "I must be going now. I'm having an old friend for dinner."
@Good Guy Satan, with some fava beans and a nice chianti!
It's post like these that always make me fear another celebrity has died.
(Don't worry, he's still alive.)
Go on and take that second helping of that's guy's liver. You deserve it 👍
Murder someone, eat a live chicken, run naked in the mall...
*me acting normal*
Anthony Hopkins: "No, not like that"
Oh my god right in the feels
Jk this shjt belongs on facebook
I'm gonna do 15 grams of LSD, thanks for the advice old man
Jumping the ocean? I'll drown
Ok magneto chill
Anxiety: ummmmmm no
@Bad guy Jesus, life is too short to be anxious. Hell, having a young body with the capability to do it all is shorter still.
Find the elixir that kills that anxiety: friends, booze, meds then start living a little.
@Iswearimfunny, friends, booze, meds sounds like a start to a great sitcom