*Tells her that I love her*
*brings home flowers*
*Cleans up dishes after myself*
**she dies from her ovaries literally ripping out of her and ascending into a higher plane**
@Murderin Mike, but did she die??
I can only get so erect
Does this fall under "anything is a dildo if you are brave enough"?
@turtleface, yes, this is one of the several definitions of that.