Hell, I don't even believe that's actual frosting on the strudel
He jizzed on his pants and ate a toaster strudel
Only option is to carry the strudel with u the whole day.
But... you have photographic evidence...
They’ll believe it once they lick it...
That's why I always eat naked
Just go short-less. It's less embarrassing.
Just tell people that you shot your goo on a toaster strudel. That's more believable.
Just ask them to lick it