But... how did you post?
@Pythus, I was gonna say, are we just gonna ignore that?
@Pythus, people are charging their phones in their cars when possible and travel far to wherever there are cellphone towers still standing.
@Welcome2TheBronx, very first line says no internet.
@Pythus, some parts of the island have a little bit of signal (which is probably how he sent the message) but a lot of the island doesn't have signal, nor water nor electricity.
@Pythus, he said after, maybe it implied it didn’t happen yet
@Fearless Fapper, this guy gets it
For two BILLION dollars heck yeah. The entire time I'm doing it imma just think about the money.
@luckeestar, nope, 2 billion dollar. Single bill
@luckeestar, you can also draw memes on the beach
yes, yes i can. then when i get back i'm buying 10 iphone x's and opening funny pics on all of them
@The Soviet Bear, users who have multiple accounts be like
@The Soviet Bear, you absolute madman! Don't you know that you'd go crazy from all that memeage
Gorgeous beach? Tons of books? SMH this is a paid vacation, what are you talking about 2 billion?? I'd do this for my salary for 6 months.
I'd do it for a fvcking Klondike Bar.
Wtf I'd do it for free
Dude Puerto Ricans are gonna have a lot of money
I feel like I’m not getting the joke here...
That's the pole house in Australia. You can rent it. 60 Banool Road, Fairhaven, VIC, 3231
That’s a lot of fap time
As long as i have a source of food and water I’d do it for 6 years for 2 billion dollars.
Is the library stocked by me?
I'd do it for €200,000
Give me a few pounds of weed and shrooms and I'm good
Can someone give me this as a real option i need the money and i could do with a free six months away from stupid people. All i need is a crap ton of good fiction books and im set
You could bring a library of books and a typewriter and be entertained and creative the whole time.
This is dumb who the fvck wouldn't do it. Start from 500k and than you'll get some interesting answers...
You got a golf trophy and some paper towels, what more do you people NEED?!
(Aside from a sarcasm font, apparently)
Bring a volley ball and call it Wilson.
Yeah just give me a lot of books and some old playboy magazines
Great ocean road here I come! Love that house!
I’d do that for several million. Doesn’t say you cant bring books read. It would be a good chance to get in shape. And really focus learning a second language (that is if you can choose what books to take with you)
If they provided decent food I'd pay to stay there
I’d spend my time learning to craft those paper ninja stars and return home as another rich vigilante that must save his city from corruption.
Can I masterbate constantly and write stories on paper for two billion dollars? Yes. Yes I can.
What's super super pathetic is I don't know if I'd be able to do it
where do I sign up
Oh id be living the dream there. I'd go insane primitive architect and make myself a big tree house. Catch fish, build sand castles and dig giant holes on the sand. I might end up going back even
Top tip, the background image is photoshopped. The actual house is at the edge of a residential neighborhood outside of Melbourne in Australia.
@WifitheRouter, it's not photoshopped... Drive by this house quite often. It's on the great ocean road, about 1.5 hours outside of Melbourne
@Klemon61, I don't remember there being so few things around it
@WifitheRouter, all a matter of perspective... The pole house juts out further than the other houses. This piste was probably taken from the next house along but because it's back a little bit all you get is ocean and not the next house
I could do it for only a million. I'll spend most of my time starving and dreaming about memes.
Thing is it also depends on the islands. I live in Asia and I've never seen stars in the night sky other than the occasional stray.
Also if there's food?
How can I prevent wildfires if I don't have a functional freezer to put my mixtapes in?
No internet you say?