*Creating Honey badger* let's remove all fvcks from the otter and make it a land boi
@I am bacon man, as someone from the badger state. This is wholly inaccurate. Badgers give NO FVCKS. They WILL butt fvck your soul without lube. Stare into your eyes as they do it.
@carguy25, I said they have no fvcks.
@I am bacon man, yes but they give 0 fvcks about water either. You ever see one of those living terrors swim? You’re not safe anywhere
@carguy25, Id rather live in denial until I come face to face with a banger in a water based environment
@I am bacon man, good luck. You’ll need it if you ever do.
You can't trust otters either
@Ealm, but what if they're not like the otters?
@Bow To Your Senpai, what if they say they're not just anotter one in your place?
@Ealm, how not? All they want are clams and mussles and to look cute as hell with no mal-intent
As the owner of two ferrets, you can't trust those fvckers at all. Stealing stuff and hiding it away is literally their favorite hobby
“You play cribbage with a weasel.” “Yeah, and he cheats like there’s no tomorrow.”