Unfortunately, he means it literally and will cut you open and take your organs.
@I Are Lebo, No, Jared is more likely to diddle kids than murder someone and harvest their organs for massive profit.
@Gamasennin, except this isn't Jared. It's an alias. "You can call me Jared." This way there's no leads.
Replace Jared's name with your own, and send it to your crush without context
My friends call me Jared, but you can call me...
@NinnyHammer, my friends call me Lebo, but you can call me...
*badly misses target*
That hole in the drywall.
"I call myself Jared"...
@KingDave, you are heart, that's what you just said
@KingDave, *eye twitches*
@KingDave, violently writes *Your
@KingDave, Do you wanna get dethroned? Cause that's how you get dethroned
@Lilcletis2, *you're are heart
@Lilcletis2, ooooooo barracuda!
@Dr TalleyWacker, *you're're are're hear'rt
@I Are Lebo, *yes
@I Are Lebo, y'er a wiz'rd har'y
@Dr TalleyWacker, dude you're means you are
@Dr TalleyWacker, never mind I just figured out, sarcasm
I’ve started getting ads for Tinder on YouTube. My guess is it’s only a matter of time till they start charging.
$0.05 per swipe would probably work...
Tbh I don't get it.
Hi tonight, I'm dad
University of Florida you say...
I'd assume it's the STDs