Oh. These are for when your mom gets home with the groceries and you have to help bring them in.
@Weird Porn Stash, I was going to think of a clever comment but I see this and honestly yeah.
@Weird Porn Stash, ...or when you didn’t help her carry them in, because you didn’t ‘hear’ her.
@Weird Porn Stash, Or when you don't help her bring them in and starts on the, "One day I'll be gone..."
@Weird Porn Stash, or they're for your mom when she finds out you still haven't put the groceries up 3 hours later
This is like the mullet of tennis shoes
@turtleface, Business in the front, party in the back
@TriangleTesticles, god dammit. Beat me to it.
These would just fall off with every step.
@I Are Lebo, sadly, this used to be an actual thing back in the early 90's. Legend has it a pair of Ginkgo jeans would magically appear in your closet if you did this
Bbq skills +10
Still better than crocs.....
I know this a month old post, but I want to let you know that I'm a college student and have a pair of Vans cut like this. I call them "Vandals"
*Flapjack disgust grunt*
I was waiting for the Nope from the last pic to come crawling out of one. #321063 (for random)
62 year old obese urban grandpa with a drinking problem starter pack.
I stared at this for like 10 mins trying to figure out what is so funny about realbildaddy onto actually see what's wrinf
This is a sin against God
What's the dad level on these bad boys
@JasonOfArgo, "realbil." It says so on the shoe.
@JasonOfArgo, I'd say about 180 degrees flat.
@JasonOfArgo, numbers I don’t even know, THAT SCIENTIST DON’T EVEN KNOW!