How I imagine skinny guys having sex with cows
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, a holes a hole
@jizzgenerator, whatever gets the generator running, right?
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, how I imagine anyone having sex with your mom.
@BigJohnson86, how I have sex with my mom
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, since you are apart of everyone then that is how I imagine you doing it.
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
@Conspiracy Brotha, that's exactly what I feels like too
@Conspiracy Brotha, the legend
I'm a curvy girl and my boyfriend is pretty scrawny but our sex life is actually quite incredible.
As a super skinny individual who has picked up some catfishing whales on tinder but slept with them anyway, it's pretty much like this
@SexySatanist, as a average dude who dated bigger girls you basically hover he just the tip while the rest of the shaft is wasted on booty cheeks.
... that's a bull...
As a skinny guy I can confirm this
How I imagine
As someone who's had sex with a cow, this is accurate.
You're not wrong
Gay Rodeo be like