They wanted to play real life Battleship
@Good Guy Satan, B5 MOTHERF^CKER
@Horus, B GONE MOTHERFVCKER
Do you want dead Somali pirates? Because that's how you get dead Somali pirates.
@Malice211, well, I mean...yeah. Who wants live Somali Pirates? They're not the cool kind of pirate.
@King Spunkmonkey, I don’t want to be a pirate, I want to be a pirate King!
I thought "surely! No one is that stupid!" but then a quick Google later...
How many mosquitoes have you killed vs how many times have mosquitoes killed you?
Well... seemed like a good idea at the time
@megamanx181x, "how?! In what way could that possibly sound like a good idea?" Said the 2nd pirate in command
@satan of the north, captain thought they had the element of surprise on their side
@megamanx181x, so does a mosquito vs a human but it never turns out too great for the mosquito
@satan of the north, many mosquitos have bested me, drank my blood then flew away. Never under estimate the element of surprise
@TheHippie52, I think you need to step your game up bud
@satan of the north, you need to step your analogy game up. Mosquitos best ppl all the time
Heh heh that tickled