Elf on a Shelf memes
@SsumGuy, you've heard of elf on the shelf memes but now get ready for
me to fvcking kill myself
Wait live tv was an actual thing
I don't know why plump lips are such major thing for a lot of people. Maybe it's because I'm a white guy but I've actually thought about a lip reduction surgery since mine are so insanely full and it's the first thing most people notice about me -_-
@JakobJeanCiccone, they're so kissable 😚
Plump lips though?? Must be a white guy.. yes I am trying to trigger our 1 millionth reverse racism comment. I want the prize
@SirLoveday, did you just generalise a whole race? That's disgusting, racism against white people is JUST AS BAD as racism against black, brown, yellow and red people, and to even suggest otherwise is racist too!
@Joseph V Stalin, ok I guess. But does that also apply for orange, chartreuse, turquoise, and transparent people???
@SirLoveday, don't be silly, there are exactly five races.
Dabbing will never die!
@TheHaxAreReal, *10 years from now*
"What the fück is dabbing?"
@SsumGuy, I will rise from my grave, roll backwards onto one knee, swirl my arms about my head like a vortex, and then pop off the crispiest dab ever seen on the fool that asks that question the first time. Pity the fool, and may the world never forget.
@TheHaxAreReal, *sheds single tear* that was beautiful
@SsumGuy, Smo Queed knows what real dabbing is.
@KingGhost52, the only kind of dabbing I'll ever take part in
@SsumGuy, I'm glad to see that they've cured cancer in the future
Where's Hillary's headstone? Oh yeah Hell won't take her I forgot..never mind.
Wait, Payless is dead?
Nah, slime's back. Saw it myself.
Man buns should be there
I don't see Harambe there
@VDA Jay, you're a year l8 m8