I don't understand why girls don't like me
I have 20 years worth of gamestop membership and got the world fastest club penguin speedrun, I even wear a fedora when I go on dates with them. Girls are stupid.
@Steven guy, if I was a lady, i'd let you smash my back doors in with smooth talk like that
@Steven guy, this is some /incel sh1t right here xD
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, yeah.. And id let you stuff my ass with your penis
@Mhael, Das da joke.
@Steven guy, maybe I can redeem my 50k GameStop points for a girlfriend in store
I'm a guy, so when I say that to other guys, they're cool with it like 96.3% of the time (according to a gallup poll conducted in 2016)
@PBnJ, show me this Gallup poll or I will say it’s fake news!
One table is sorted by sex. I was curious so I just did a quick google search.
When you meet a guy who cheats on you, hits you, has no respect for you, overall just treats you like sh!t
You go act like a gay friend and be fake romantic and overly nice... I’ll swoop in as the funny asshole and steal her right in front of you. Yeah. Exactly. 💪🏻
@ThaSmoothieKing, lol I know man. I just went to a girls house, used her shower, smoked her out, had her blow me, then I left. And she was totally cool with it. I didn't even ask about her feelings one time, and she loved that!
@ThaSmoothieKing, women are people too it's nice to just have someone cool to hang out with. Being treated like a delicate princess is annoying and uncomfortable.
@DividedAlliance, exactly lol No female goes for the overly nice guy who does everything she says and compliments her all day. I went to a bar once and this was even in my chubby days.. and this gorgeous girl came up to my table with like 7 guys, and they were eye f*cking her and flirted with her and I just sat there and didn’t pay her any attention, made fun of her and basically called called her a slut since she went to a dirty college, and she ended up talking to me and we hooked up that night and dated, and all because she said I didn’t give her any attention so she wanted my attention now and liked I was being mean lol it works a lot. Obviously never be a complete piece of sh*t, but the asshole game works. Always has.
@HolyCatchphrase, yeah, I’ve learned that when I used to be a nice sweet guy and it did NOTHING lol so I switched to the funny asshole guy and it just worked. To be honest way more than it should have lol
Right back at you friend! Glad we’re splitting the bill, rent, petrol money, otherwise I’d think your taking advantage of what a provide as an exclusive to the courtship package.
Here we go