Man Punch.... Can I change?
@Medic135, mine is man punch too, although a dick slap is kind of the manliest punch one can achieve
@Medic135, Better than "Man Destroyer"...
@Medic135, I got Man Meat with my actual first name, and Skin Meat with the name I usually go by
@Medic135, "Man Killer".....
@ JCLEMZ, I got man destroyer too...
@Medic135, dude, same. RIP.
@Medic135, could be man injector
@Medic135, Love Steak
@KakashiHatake, Long Meat
@Medic135, mine: pleasure gun 😏
@Medic135, Big Destroyer
@Medic135, Better than Giant Wand.
@Medic135, I got Man Pole
@Medic135, I got Man Steak
@Medic135, Man Pole... I guess?
@Medic135, i would prefer that over man injector.
@nemestrinus , skin meat sounds like something a cannibal eats
Dangling flute for da win!!
@ JCLEMZ, Jesus christ
@Fvcking Nemo, how did you get that? I don't see "Jesus" or "Christ" on there?
@kyleywyote, no I meant that as a pun like "Jesus that sucks" and the fact that Jesus' penis would have the same name
@Medic135, everyone, everyone calm down. I got purple tool, where's my prize?
@Medic135, Giant Wand Pole.....
@Medic135, I got skin stick...well it's not wrong!!
@ JCLEMZ, Jesus Christ.. Man Destroyer. Coincidence? I think not
Purple injector :)
@A pet named Steve, I got purple tool
@Bonersaurus, so you're an M person as well, huh...
@A pet named Steve, mhmm
@Bonersaurus, you have the same initials as me
@The Puppet Man, niice
@A pet named Steve, I got purple stick. How lame
@ImNotRacistBut, better that some other combinations. Skin steak for example.
@A pet named Steve, I could inject you with some purple 😏 btw I should really see a doctor
@A pet named Steve, purple meat.
@A pet named Steve, I'm definitely naming my penis Skin Steak.
@Depressed Cashier, same here haha
love beef. solid
Sex killer. I don't know if that's really good or really bad
@MySocksDontMatch, sounds asian for some reason
@MySocksDontMatch, love wand. I like it.
@d3smondTheMoonB3ar, ME TO!!! Except, I don’t have a penis, so... meh
@SchwiftyChick, want one?
You just let Girthy Sausage know if you do
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, hahahahahahaha no
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, but thanks for offering! I’ll let you know if I change my mind!
@SchwiftyChick, why did that post twice?
@SchwiftyChick, because you touch yourself at night
Man Destroyer..you bet.
@KittyVonClaude, bring it
Skin pole....i don't like this game
Honestly, seems a little cliche
@RadCastro, must be fun at parties
Pleasure Sausage... 👍
Skin meat? I mean... Okay....
Pleasure beef omg this is stupid.
@Zephur, am actually crying
Man Flute. Fvck yeah!
Giant steak "it's what's for dinner".
Skin tube. I guess thats as accurate as i could get
@the jedi hunter, I am dying laughing
Giant sword. That could be misleading lol.
@Daquans Manager , I got big sword
Ugly destroyer... nice
Skin pole *shudders*
@Thejazz, mine too! It's very confusing.
Sex Machine. Wow.
love meat oh god no
Long Steak sounds like the pimp name you pick when someone catches you off guard and you're trying to sound hard
@GI Fumbles, rofl
Oh great, Man Destroyer
"Purple Sword" sounds like I need to go to the hospital
Instructions unclear... ended up with Twinkly Shinytoes
Dangling meat... i mean... i guess...
Pleasure tool. Sounds about right
Why would anyone's penis be named Hairy anything? Do guys have hairy penises?
Man Sausage........ ladies
Love meat. Ok.
My friends initials are J. C. Well
Purple meat.....i should see a doctor
Pussy sword. That... sound badass in some way
Mine is Love Tool, my Fiancés is Man Wand
Beast Meat, heh, nice
Long Tool... I think I like it!
Pleasure unit y'all
Would ja just look at this ManStick
Monster Salami. Why.
Giant pole... Huh, I've always called it that...
I AM THE MONSTER DESTROYER!
So...any evil sexy vampires, succubi, etc. that need destroying?
Fvck wand! Fvck yeah!
HARD KILLER..I can't tell if that's good or bad..
@TheButterCutter, same here......not a very good name
Power Gun 💥🔫
sex gun.sounds about right
Sex Unit.... why yes, yes it is
Dangling Sword. Pretty apt.
Dangling Pole... I mean it’s true...
I got man beef, does that even count as something new
My girlfriend's is "power pole".
Mister Unit. Uhh
Big Punch, im okay with that even if it sounds like a punch out villian
Big Rod? Accurate but boring. Which makes it more accurate.
What’s a man sword?
Dammit, why couldn’t my name be Ulysses Umberton?
@Berntley, instead, I’m stuck here with Hard Salami.
Love Sword is kinda epic.
Sex sausage... Well okay than!
So... Mine is Man Killer, and my wife's (maiden name) is Big Pole. That ain't right.
Long Rod. Welp.
Hard steak, I don't think that works
BEAR MEAT! I mean, I don't have a dick, but if I did, then damn that'd be a cool name.
Skin meat... Why yes, my skin is indeed made of meat, thank you.
Mister Killer. Welp, guess I’m OJ’s penis
Hahaha I feel bad for man Injector
Skin unit. I mean it could be worse
Monster pole xD
Man Tube huh kinda accurate actually
Man Salami :/
Man Sausage...I guess.
Love destroyer. I'm so happy.
Dangling steak here ready to go to the flop.
Monster Killer....sounds about right.
"hard pole" so simple
Skin destroyer.... Sounds like I need more lube
Hard meat 🍖
Man Beef, I can live with this
Put basically, man sword
Man meat! That’s actually pretty boring
Long wand! Wingardium Leviosa!
Giant unit....I'll take it.
Big sword here and ready to slay.
“Long steak,” well that’s just factually incorrect
I'm satisfied with "Beast Stick"
Big Beef. Pffft, hardly.
Big Punch, anyone thirsty?
Man Rod... crude but it works
Man Gun. I'll take it
Love stick, meh
Giant Punch! Nice, now this would be nicer if I actually had a penis.
skin shaft.... i mean
Mmmmmmmmm girthy sausage
"Love Destroyer" I think that's the opposite of the intended effect...
Pleasure Punch, I can work with this
Mine's just Big Meat
Giant meat. I'm ok with that
Don’t make me draw my skin sword!
Power Meat ... I'm not even mad
Skin meat...... :(
Big stick....very ironic
"Man Gun". I guess; it's a pretty good shooter
I got power pole
Pleasure tool ha
Purple stick y'all think u have it bad....
Long Unit... doesn't sound bad until you realize i got it from this
Purple killer.... I don't like it...... God damn it fvcking hell....
Man meat lol
Love gun....... I like it :)
"Bear sword" is the coolest fvcking dick name I've ever heard.
Girthy Beef. Accurate ;)
Inhale my Love Meat!
Mine is Hairy Stick, but my girlfriends is Monster Meat
Big pole that's my dicks name
I love how people are bonding here over same initials and their dick names 😊
My dick shall henceforth be named Man Injector... No, as a matter of fact, I willfully accept the name for myself. from here on out you shall refer to me as Man Injector.
Big Pole. Well I am polish, so...
I got girthy punch... Yup that's right 😢
Purple Injector . . . I think I need to get tested
Long beef... hmm..
Man Destroyer... It just had to be
Giant wand? If you say so...