@Golden spoon, mines a cantouloupe
@Golden spoon, YOU READ MY MIND x)
I dropped my phone in the elephant pen and it landed next to a pile if crap... does that count
@NUMBER 1 CRITIC, same
@NUMBER 1 CRITIC, same.... FFFFUUUUU
@NUMBER 1 CRITIC, same here, same here
@NUMBER 1 CRITIC, rolly chair. It lost the upper chair part and now its just a rolly stool. He he
My nokia... F**k yeah!
@That guy 0002, fellow nokia user! We will be the only survivors!
My weapon is a .............. computer ?
What am I going to do with a couch
@Wyly coyote, hide behind it? Or start working out and then through it at zombies
@Wyly coyote, same here
A tube of Pringles. IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL LIKE MEGAMAN.
My dog.. Hopefully they're not Korean zombies
Why is everyone's toilet paper on the left side of the toilet?
@RedBeard72, I have toilet paper
My girlfriends cat, I shall swing it like a flail
My grandmother. Lol!
A pillow... Well at least I can sleep comfortably after I kill them with my hands
Toilet paper. I'm screwed
......Helium balloon...... I'm gonna die sounding like a chipmunk
A model of my teeth from the orthodontist
A shower door? Works for me!
Oh, wheat thins it is then
I got...mints! Yeah, I can leave them minty fresh. Hehe.. =/ FML, I'm dead.
Old spice will be the second death of all zombies!
Ice... I don't have much time
I have shoes... T_T Fighting off zombies, FABULOUS!
Lacrosse stick :)
I'm laying on my side, I got the ceiling. I'm scrwed
@Barium man, same but you could take the blades, sharpen them then use them as a sword thing
Court house... F*ck Yeah!
No lie, I'm reading this while cleaning my carry gun! FTW!
Plastic party cup with a disposable butter knife inside it. I'm dead
Chemistry text book ... Go summer work!
An Xbox controller
There is a wall to my left... I'm screwed
Wall. Well I'm f*cked
@Ronald McFondled, blow it up if zombies come near? Nvm
M16 BB gun
Damn i guess i'll just have to wipe them to death.. *if ya kniw what i mean.*
School chair. (I have summer school.)
Tissues. I need a life.
Damn. My shotgun is on my right side. :(
The object to my left... Is a towel... I'm dead.
I have a bottle of vodka beside me :/
GameBoy D: JUST TAKE ME INSTEAD.
Fish tank!! Time to trade my goldfish for some piranhas
A wall... F***
My weapon is a box of crayons...
@BiPolarBear, break it off and use it like a sword.
Laundry detergent. I'm screwed.
@Musician, throw it in their face. The detergent not the bottle.
*Mother of comments!*
Itunes card. Could be a......,IM SCREWED
Away with you demon child
Faucet.COME GET SUM UNDEAD BITCHES!
Igot a guitar to my left, used to be a baseball bat there
Zombies be ready my rubiks cube is my weapon
@Silas, yeah! Confuse them back to death!
I'm laying on my bed, on my right side, so to my left is... The roof?
....a wall.....I'm screwed
pillow that isn't even mine. awesome.
My brothers bunk bed frame? Thisll be interesting
Ironing board... WTF
My bathroom wall. Let's do this.
A plate with leftover ketchup on it and salt. I'm screwed...
Along with red on black lettering, dark blue on black lettering doesn't work.
A Nokia phone... I WILL SURVIVE!!!
A tv remote and a pair of yoga pants. Zombies gonna die.
A lamp. Not bad.
My sister's hair straightener.
A wooden pallet...
A used handkerchief. I'm f*cked.
Algebra book... Great I can bore the zombies to death-_-
Bathroom counter..... This will take some work.
Tv remote... Im just gonna watch tv then...
Toilet paper.....challenge accepted
Good thing I decided to get on Funny Pics whilst in the gun armory!
A swivel computer chair with clothes on it. Hell yes.
There's an alarm clock to my left, but the shotgun is to my right! DAMMIT
Tooo many comments
Damn i got paper
theres a dead bee on the floor to the left of me...
If I was in bed? A handgun. Right now? Toilet paper. :(
Searches frantically left for something original... Toothbrush? They shall have clean mouths rendering their bites non-infectious!
Actually the sniper is airsoft but I will you the m9 bb gun right next to it
A dr. Pepper
A camoflage Yankees hat.
F*CK YA A WALL DIE BITCHES
STEAK KNIFE FIRETRUCKAS!
A potato..... Oh dear god....
Yes!!! My trusty butterfly knife
I actually have a gun! I ACTUALLY HAVE A GUN!!!! I'm so lucky. Trusty semi auto 16 shot 22 gauge
@sarah palin, Thats not illegal and non-existant at all! (Sarcasm) because shotgun clips come in 1, 2, 4, 7, 8, 12, 14+1, 20, 22, 30, 35, 38, 42, 50, 100, and 125. No 16's just sayin
Either air, a driveway, gravel, or a bunch if plants/ woodland creatures.
Tiny sponge... Fuq.
I have a chair like a b0$$!!!
Curtains, maybe i could wrap a zombie up.
A wall. Wooop.
Nevermind toilet paper
À DRILL AWWEWW YEAHHHH
I'm at the dentist... The guy on my left isn't going to be very happy.
Kleenex....I guess I can jerk the zombies to death...
What my sister does to me in her free time
I got a blanket... Kill them! Kill them with holy blankets!
@MidshipFungus73, I did it again... The double brick wall won't be any more useful
How many people look at funny pics on the toilet?!?
Hmm my grandma
A box of tissues? Damn zombies must be depressed again!
A sink.....damn, I'm screwed
Toilet paper. yay.
Piano? But how am I supposed to even do that? D:
@That Guy Cole, use the strings as military cheese wire. Decapitate them by wrapping it round there neck. Sharpen the wooden casing as spears. Use pedals and wire to make it fall as a pressure trap. Or just go bear mode and pick it up.
Mine is a sink. HAHAHAHANNA
Hmmm*looks to left* and its a little leaf...im so screwed
i hope zombies would never come cuz i wont make it with a pensil
I don't think toilet paper would be the weapon to use...
Dammit ! A wall
A door... Great
A Wall lil
My dad is on my left; he weighs 260lbs!! I guess I could hide under him :/
Gonna kill all tha zombies with Toilet Paper.
A couch...I'm dead. Well at least I can sit down when I'm tired.
A glass of milk, and the cup isn't even glass, it's plastic, and it's filled like 1/3 with milk
Zombies in paris
A window...I'm so screwed when it breaks :l
Well im destined to die, next to me is my laptop, heh, id rather die xD
@Hunter2152, die for and/or with the internet.
My dog lol
Apparentally my dog is a zombie a zombie hunter.
A f*cking door
Mine is the mattress
A sandwich? But, I was gonna eat that!
Im sure the cieling isnt an object...
You know I just realized that if we all leave a bad review on the app store because no funny pics. They will listen!
An iPad... So turn the zombies into zombies?
A box of Vienna fingers.
um so, my object is a couch.. damnit
I'm pooping so toilet paper
A big couch.
I'll own that apocalypse with a wall
Moulding around a door, yep, screwed.
A sniper rifle I'm not joking
I literally have a mossberg 500 to my left
So how am I gonna carry a window with me
An oil heater..
Dam uno cards
So... Spyro the dragon will be my weapon?... YES!!!!!
I'm lying on my left side in bed.. I guess it's just us now mattress!
a school book........ and beside that is my back pack. Which has a hunting knife in it........ just my luck....
I was holding my phone with my left hand at the time... Looks like I'm fisting some zombies to death... Wait, not like that!
Toilet paper roll
A baby stroller?
Fvck you b!tches, i got a wall!
@psycho fangirl, wait ignore that other comment, thought it said right. I actually have... a bowl. Fvck.
A pen, I can work with that
Double brick wall... O.o
This guy must be a photoshopping wizard.
A door... ok then...
A fan controller... I can throw the battery at them and tape the cover to make a handle... So... I'm boned I guess.
Blankets, I'll make the zombies sleep to death! :D
I have a pair if drum sticks... Well... Could be worse!
A teddy bear...BRING IT ON!!!
Machete, I am falling asleep. I have paranoia problems, but f*ck yeah
My dog..(it's a small dog) ._. and a cat..
But... But... There's a wall to my left!
I hope my boot is a good weapon XD
A storm trooper helmet and a lightsaber and my dog yeah!
A DRAGON!A bearded dragon,but it still counts
A DRAGON!bearded dragon,but it still counts
A sweater?! Well I'm screwed....
Hidden blades. Like a boss. BRING IT!
My moms purse...... There has to be something in there that is useful. Aha, a ....pen?
@Minecraft Master, tampons. Make up. Make the zombies pretty!
Me and my can of febreze against the world!
Stuffed Dinosaur Pillow Pet
Fijian neck breaker! Nicw
I got on Funny Pics in the shop so, a chainsaw sitting on top of a drill press? Ya guess that works lol
Wall with a radiator on it. The radiator could work pretty damn well. Shield and a weapon!
Apparently a bed is going to help me -.-
Remote control. Damn it
My dog...... what are the odds that its a small dog on my left and a big Rottweiler on my right
Oh my god. Bass guitar with giant case!
COUCH CUSHION!!! Take a nap after defeating some zombies.
Swivel chair. Could be worse
Food. Least i wont starve
History textbook. YEAHHHHHHHH
Haha. I'm in bed, but lying on my side. I got a ceiling fan
Mine is a table
A... Movie Case...
Nice photoshopping skills
A violin. I can be like the people who smash their guitars at performances... Except with a violin... Over a Zombies head...
Chair, oh yeah.
How do I fight with toilet paper again?
A glass of Gatorade... At least I'll stay hydrated!
Toilet paper :/
An Empty plastic water bottle
I will win against zombies Nokia power!!!!!!
The object to my left is a lamp
Empty bottle of pepto bismo
@CatInDisguise, Light it on fire and it becomes metal! It becomes bismoth!
iPod nano. I can listen to music ass I beat the with it.
Couch...? Yup I'm screwed...
A bed sheet. I'm f*cked.
OH YA!!! Baseball Bat
Laundry. I'm f**ked
@BboyMarine, at least you can look fabulous before you die.
A glass of pepsi
Not sure if its the couch pillow, or the couch.
My alarm clock? I guess I can use it as a flail of some sort...
A heavy wooden table. Come and get me bitches.
Old spice.. At least il die smelling like man.
UMMM OK.. I have to use a wall!?!
My teddy bear... :)
Damnit bag o' chips
I have the ultimate weapon. A NOKIA!!
A mini light saber, yeah I can go with that!
Headphones. I don't even
I like da troll dad photo
My ceiling. AWWWW YEAH
A glass pitcher.
Surprisingly, I have my gas bb gun to my right, fully loaded with a new canister... That's 450fps. WHY ON MY RIGHT! WHY!!!!
Pokemon Yellow! D: take me! The legend must go on!
MY huge bed
I could never have a rifle, and a thousand rounds for it to my left
A trash can. F**k
NOT MY LAPTOP!!!
A mattress... A'ight
360 controller... might work? Haha
A flag... (lotsa comments!!!)
AR 15 rifle
Looks to left... Finds Nokia phone....looks to the right... Wall of swords....
Lol my girlfriend is to my left. Specialty - Talk about feelings. Get ready zombies!
Two katanas...Time to scratch that Deadpool itch
Chainsaw. Awwwww yeah
My gun case, with over 1000 rounds of ammo, a m1911a1, a benelli m2, and a mosin nugant surplus rifle. There also happens to be a hunting knife on top. I'll be fine.
@Leo Valdez, The Benelli is the only good one, just sayin, the other ones will break when they get wet or dusty, and so will the benelli after a while.
Am I the only one who keeps two katanas in their room?
This iPhone... If that doesn't count then a can of coke
Actually my 4 year old bro. We are in the car.
My weapon is by big white dick?
heavy metal yo yo... not too bad
Awesome, 3 slim jims
A wall. Yay
A giant washing machine (I work as a dishwasher)
A marker, I guess I could give them ink poisoning
A giant book
I've got books. "Books. Best weapons in the world" - the doctor
Lamp... Not even my lamp...