@humantrash, I think I'm mature, but then I giggle like a child at a word like "cocket" and begin to doubt myself
@humantrash, if you look closely it's actually a Russian cocket
@humantrash, with nipples on the balls
The atmosphere isn’t the only thing that’s gonna be penetrated
@shake n blake, and Uranus?
Johnson: [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: Dick.
Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--
Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--
Willie Nelson: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant--
Johnson: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the...
That's a penis!
@MystiicNova , ya don't say
@Tis but a scratch, that's the quote
@MystiicNova, from HIMYM season 2. Brilliant!
@The 911 Masturbator, my boy
Took me a second to realize why it’s that guy’s face.
@Berntley, If you want Hammond Druthers, THIS is Hammond Druthers!
@UMad, Well, hats off to your ladyfriends, but I’m not flying it!
@Berntley, just kidding. I would totally fly that thing.
Cody is going places. Not university but places
I know it's crazy right...
He spelled rocket wrong
They went for the trifecta. It's a rocket, dick, and tits