Given that the average human body weights around 70 kilograms or 70000 grams, and a wafer is rougly 1/3 of a gram, you'd need around 210 000 wafers to build your own Jesus.
Now, if you get one wafer per day, you'd need 575 years to complete your Jesus. Going 3 times to mass per day would result in the amount of years needed to be roughly around 191 years.
I am available for parties!
Also, since that is bread by definition, it will decay, most likely within a month, meaning that your own Jesus is far from available.
@Draco9990, not if you Rob the wafer manufacturer...
@Draco9990, but people were so much smaller 2000 years ago.
@Draco9990, it would have to be a Pyramid scheme. Get a hundred people to donate Jesus parts, and it might be doable
I wish for more wafers!!!!!!!! Infinite wishes!! The power of god at your fingertips!!!!!
@Abusive Breasts, thats gold dude, not wafers
@lemongrenade, golden vanilla wafers
Guys if you really want a wish just sell your soul, it's that simple!
@Good Guy Satan, what's the current value of a soul?
@stercus stercus, 1 soul equates to your greatest earthly desire. So instead of grinding I offer a quick pass to whatever you worked for in an instant
@Good Guy Satan, much easier than collecting bread for the next 500years then. Sounds very intriguing.
Anyone want to buy my body of Christ partwork?
@Good Guy Satan, Is it the same value if I trade you someone else's soul that I "acquired" or do I have to sell mine?
@Langenator, Speak to Voldemort on that one
The power of Crisp compels you!
It's wafer thin, you can eat just one more bite
How could you resist eating those things? They're pretty Damn good.
@Punny lad, need ketchup.
Well time to go kidnap Jesus one wafer and sip of wine at a time.