Aspire to be like Jared
@super sand lesbian, *touches little children*
You didn't specify which Jared
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, eat fresh
@super sand lesbian, he likes his women like he likes his subs.
@Robin the Tactician, under the age of 12?
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, no! Bad Dwayne!
@Robin the Tactician, submissive
11/10 a very good boy. Nobody deserves Jared, he’s too precious for this world.
@OneHellOfAButler, I really hope that's a Supernatural quote and not just a coincidence
@OneHellOfAButler, new pic. Good pic.
I thought Jared was a guy, not a pup.
@mas2de, *thick Russian accent* Men are dogs, comrade.
Aww, he went to Jared.
Aside from a chill bartender that girl was a trooper.
@Iswearimfunny, how do you know?
@Poser Pete, it's weird but i just think he's right. I think enough abstract evidence points to it. The narrator is dating a girl, and the bartender is a guy. If the narrator is a girl then it shows why the date was so comfortable with the bartender, and why the narrator called the bartender "a genuinely nice guy" after not asking for their number. So assuming the bartender isn't gay then the narrator is indeed a woman
they have alcohol at theatres?
Yes.......cos this happened.
Jared is an upstanding member of society
Would it be funnier if this is a man or a woman speaking?
Sounds like something Jared from silicon valley would do
He went to Jareds
The bartender we need