"HONEY OUR PACKAGE HAS 100 POUNDS OF WEED IN IT!"
"Did you say 75 pounds!?"
"....no I said 10-"
"We need to report this 65 pounds of weed immediately!"
@cool pigeon, “hello, police I’d like to report that we’ve discovered 50 pounds of weed in our amazon package” police come and take 50 pounds of weed. In police report: “seized 25 pounds of weed delivered to residence”
@BearDaniels, *officer shows up in court with 2.5 pounds of weed.*
"I apologize judge, I meant to put a period between the numbers."
@SWAT the fireman, judge replies with “it’s ok I took some personal time with the evidence to examine it and it weighed 2.5 oz it is within legal limits, case dismissed”
@kdogzzs, opah! I don’t know how I got home last night!
Lucky bastard. Wish I got free weed.
Everyone's thinking about the couple, what about the person that just lost 65 pounds of kush
This is the opposite of a problem
Yeah, I was "surprised" when the police found me waking up to a dead hooker next to me on my bed
Question is what item did they order so I can look in to this
Ever heard of keeping your mouth shut and considering the street value of said marijuana
"but we ordered 66 pounds"
I don't even know why they reported it and are expecting an apology from Amazon for the incident. Mistakenly getting that much weed is so much win. Even if you don't use weed.
This makes it sound like a problem. Either you blaze and enjoy or you sell it and make money.
I’m in Orlando where’s my pot
Why would you say anything if you got this?
Lucky sons of bitches. What they order? I want to try.
This is why I don’t accept packages from Brazil