Some say he’s still there to this day...
Just yell, “oh my god, a cockaroach” in a high pitch
@yourewrong, Without the "aroach" though right?
This is why the LGBTQ community was first started
Just say you identify as a woman and walk out confidently.
Jesus...somebody infiltrate that restroom and get that man a wig and tissue paper for stuffing! STAT!
Story time: So a few years ago, my gf (now ex) decided to go to the local public pool. While there I had gotten kinda frisky so we had the bright idea to be naughty and I snuck in after her into the Girls locker room. We went into the shower with the curtain blocking us and proceeded to have a quick sexy time when an older sounding lady said “are you almost done in there? I’d like to wash the chlorine off please.” In our panic, we had to think of a solution to me getting out safely. We had no ideas. Instead, we just got dressed and I gunned it toward the exit across the room without looking anywhere or at anyone. The gf followed and all I could hear was the lady screaming at me as we got in the car and to speed away, I could see her and a security guy walking into the parking lot. I floored it and we got away. It’s a fun story from my teens and I’ve never gone back again.
@GarlHarl, the question is though did she wash the chlorine off
@diamondbolt7, the world shall never know
@GarlHarl, haha cool story bruh! You should have told her to use the sink lol
Act gay as hell perhaps...
Just walk out, and if anyone says you're a man, say "How dare you misgender me, stop oppressing me!"
My turn for story time...visiting a customer at a very well known network device manufacturer in San Jose. Had a meeting with a group of people and one of the woman left to use the restroom. A few minutes later, we all took a break and I went to the restroom as well. Walked into the bathroom looking all over the place for the urinals. I was like WTF. I looked up and the woman in the meeting and I just stared at each other for 5 seconds, until I realized I wasn't where I should be. I ran out of there to go to the men's room. The meeting was kinda awkward after that. Good times.
They keep coming, you keep coming.. What's the problem?
And one of them only has one fooot