That is over $120.80 and 19,411 calories worth of chicken McNuggets.
This was clearly a suicide attempt.
@LookOutASni, If I were to commit suicide, I would do it that way.
@wiseheadlesschicken, I'd put on a dress and pay a guy with a handlebar mustache to tie me to some railroad tracks and play the piano dramatically as he waits for me to be run over.
@LookOutASni, sounds like my typical Friday night though.
@LookOutASni, and I bet McDonald’s only gave him one sauce
@LookOutASni, maybe instead of the way I've been thinking, I'll do it this way instead!
@LookOutASni, that's not as much as I expected, actually.
@LookOutASni, ever heard of a guy named Michael Phelps?
*obligatory pump up those rookie numbers comment*
Wow, that's like..... ten whole chickens!
And a hundred pounds of preservatives.
Was it a constipation issue? Kinda like how over stuffing a stuffed animal doesn't leave much room dexterous for movement.
@Canis Arktos, its a matter of protecting the ancient Nugget Seal. Once a man reaches 500 the gates open. The chickens had to intervene or risk annihilation
@Steins Gato, I imagined actual chickens interjecting themselves into the situation to stop him. They came in like ninjas and struck before anyone knew what hit him. It was a blow dart which, given the beak and all, is quite impressive.
Paralyzed from a happy tummy.
Ha, I bet he was going for 420
Remember kids, don't do nuggs
Just imagine the shît you'd take after eating that many nuggets. It would be glorious.
I'm currently 2 hours away from failing statistics.. I need these chicken nuggets to feel better