Hmm yeah... I’m gonna pass on the opportunity to have my ding dong exposed while waving around a machete
@jdopps13, are you going to helicopter counter to your swing?
"Cos' if you go for a judy chop while you're doing a Kung-Fu kick… there goes your leg."
@jdopps13, That's how you automatically win a fight. Rip off your pants while wearing a banana thing. 60% of the time it works everytime.
MURDER TIME FUN TIME!
@Azing, GENKI! GENKI! GENKI!
Since we're taking about scary things - happy Halloween y'all🦇🎃
@A pet named Steve, happy early halloween!
Still a few more hours here -]
Pop a boner instead, even scarier
This was very difficult to read. 3/10
@Flumblin Francis, “Always sleep naked and with a weapon handy, because it’s scary to see someone running at you with a machete, but terrifying if they’re naked and yelling “it’s fun time fvcker””
Or you could own a gun. That way you won't have to be scary, because they'll be dead.
This needs more picture.