Hey! I buy these! They're fantastic and the cookie is black. Can confirm I've had this fortune before. I've also gotten ones like "one potato two potato three potato fvck you" (straight to the point) and "everyone hates you- surely you remember that from 3rd grade." Unfortunately you do have to import them from Germany though. They also come in a box of 13 because of course they do. Definitely recommend.
@Midnite St0rm, yes I love Pechkekse too! My first one said "Just stop talking. No one is listening to you anyway." A shop in the city used to sell them,but it closed down recently :/
Thanks for that cookie. My self esteem definitely needed another hit.
This reminds me of Don't Starve
Sounds like my normal conservations with my parents
Pechkek? Top Kek.
Since there are no comments I've got a question. Has anyone had that annoying pop up that says "iPhone security" and starts beeping really loud at you? It super annoying and keeps starting at the worst time, like when I'm pooping in public or trying to sneakily look at pics while having sex with my girlfriend.
@your virginity, everyone gets it here. scared the shjt out of me at first