I solved this problem by just sh*tting everywhere.
Nobody tells me where I can and can't look at funny pics
@Hamster Cunnilingus, God has shown his face....
@Smo Queed, wut
@Hamster Cunnilingus, if you only look at Funny Pics while pooping, you are doing it wrong.
I mean, until this post, I never had this fear...
Oh come on, I'm pooping and I did not need to see this.
It's pretty easy to tell if you're dreaming, just look at something that's supposed to tell you the time. If you're dreaming you won't be able to see it properly.