*puts child on leash and buys dog ice cream*
@Azing, ah yes the good old fashioned cereal in the fridge, milk in the cupboard. Or the good old fashioned turkey in the crib and baby in the oven. Whichever you prefer
@Midnite St0rm, puts a whole new meaning to "having one in the oven".
@A pet named Steve, how is it that you always have the most brilliant puns?
@A pet named Steve, there's a juice joke there somewhere
@Midnite St0rm, sometimes I'm pundering over my comments for quite a while.
@MrWonka, *laughs nervously in German*
@Midnite St0rm, I was more making a joke that people do actually treat kids like dogs and dogs like kids but okay
It's because dogs are infinitely better than children
@eleven, but what about puppies? They're dog children. *Universe implodes*
@A pet named Steve, I mean that’s why even though I live 10mins from my university and own three dogs, I will still camp out in the library Sunday night of finals week so I can wake up to “Puppy Day” where they let loose dozens of the little guys on the first floor, so I can wake up to the cuteness
@Sven and Otar, that sounds like literal heaven
@A pet named Steve, it is.
@A pet named Steve, same species so it counts same besides I like full grown dogs more than puppies
I once heard an Australian student say she was going outside to smoke a f@g. I knew she was talking about a cigarette but that still kinda caught me by surprise
FINALLY the app is fixed, it wasn't working for days. I can finally sh!t now
Imagine Michael Jackson introducing you to a child. “This is my baby.”
I call my car Baby. I happen to have an 03 Impala so I named it after the 67 Impala in Supernatural.
I concur because I have a baby