Thank you Facebook
@Scottles, you know what? I’m going to do this. Thank you, for once, Facebook.
@SsumGuy, just make it their birth day/Month/Year all spelled out or something
@Yuskue Urameshi, but doesn't that password expire over Time?
@Blackfrost273, it will if you dont log on to it, so just make a habit to log in once a month or so, you dont have to open anything
I'll just fill it with dank memes so they can be the dankest memelord when they turn 18
@A pet named Steve, They'll be the king of shjtposts with those vintage memes.
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY 😑
@Medic135, it will be really funny when you open it and find 18 years of spam obscuring all the memories you've been sending.
Yeah, there COULD be good spam control on the account, but I prefer to think happy thoughts.
@Medic135, guess who just stroked his meat to 9/11 videos?
@The 911 Masturbator, fvck off
@Medic135, you're a pussy
@The 911 Masturbator, guess who masterbated watching someone masterbate to 9/11 videos?
@I Are Lebo, oooh that's hot. Did you stroke it slow and tenderly or was it fierce and violent?
18 year old opens email, finds it hacked and filled with horse porn.
Discover years too late that the email site you chose auto deletes unread emails after a year.
Then find out the account was terminated for inactivity
Or you could just, you know, make a scrapbook or something, like a normal person.
12546 unread messages. 😕😒
I actually did this for my daughter. She's 5 now and I can't wait for her to read my thoughts about her since before she was born. I know this isn't funny at all and FB pics ruin FP, buuuut, still something I'm excited I did for her.
“You would not believe the dumb shjt you did today”
Saves for when I have a kid 5 years from now
@An Everyday Penguin, *forgetting to do it intensifies*
This is the most Gen-Z thing on funnypics
Imagine all the spam that account would have.
@StochasticTinker, that was my first thought lol 😂
And then my kids, 20 years from now, will say “what’s email?”
who has time for that
@Kim Jongin, ain’t nobody
Won't last. My aol account was wiped out after 10 years. Sorry to ruin the fantasy
I think you'll find photocopies is the wrong word.. if it's. digital copy of a document, it's a scan.
Clearly written by someone older than me..