It's supposed to be a "smart"phone but apparently autocorrect can't construct proper English sentences when I want it to.
@Midnite St0rm, you’re ducking right about that.
2007: I can't wait to be able to vote and be a voice part of the country!
2017: Oh god I have to take part in voting in this endless sea of hate and division in the country next year...
2027: "I want to ring my parents to tell them how much I care about them"
"I hope I can get at least 5 minutes this time!"
*reads second line*
*orders pizza on smartphone and tracks the process*
Happy 10th iPhone!