So... I just got back from the random section. Been lurking there for a couple months. For the first 2-3 weeks I had no idea I was in the random section. After I realized it, I decided to hang out for a while. It was an enlightening experience. I also replied to 4-year-old comments to amuse myself. Eventually I started commenting on random semi-old comments to see who would reply. Had some lovely conversations. I decided to come back to recent after the crash, so... Here I am.
@Vanilla Ranger, This is probably the closest thing to time travelling you will ever do.
@Slartibartfast 2nd, Nah. Some shady guy in a dark chinatown alleyway told me that I could have a Tardis if I give him a blowjob and my firstborn. I'll be a real time-traveller soon enough.
@Vanilla Ranger, 😳
@Vanilla Ranger, and here I am.
@Gustav Holst, Hello, fellow time-traveller.
Ha. I get it.
Because jizz sheets.
@SWAT the fireman, I don’t understand this, do people typically just jizz on their sheets?... like where is the common sense in that?
@Jipz, common sense? You act like it's actually all that common.
@fettman1138, he already finished himself.
I would have that problem if I can get a girlfriend and/or get them in bed
When mom tries to abort you 13 years late, but on your own accord.
Jokes on you. I installed shatter proof sheets!
Honestly that's kind of a douchebag thing for a mother to say
Well she's a trap so....
who ejaculates on their bed? just use an old blanket