This is the "dad watches the news" standing technique.
@A pet named Steve,
I call it parade rest
When you’re a supervillain watching your plan unfold but your toons come on.
@PBnJ, must be Pegasus
Is that a CRT? I didn't think there were any left..
This is the "I just took a major dump and don't really want to sit for a while" pose.
The real question is what is he watching?
“Daddy why don’t people just listen to the voices in their head telling them to kill themselves”
Well son they don’t have the courage like you do son, now go play along I have some private business with misses buttersworth if you know what I mean
Pancakes he meant pancakes you sick fvcks think really dirty things with daddy and ms. Buttersworth
Hmm yes Elmo is speaking volumes that most children don’t understand, socialism is the answer..