I would hire taxis or Uber's to take me like twenty or thirty feet from my starting spot, at which point I would have another taxi waiting, in a sort of relay race.
@I Are Lebo, I would buy a horse and then pay someone to wash his balls everyday. Just so I could tell people I have someone to wash my horses balls on salary.
@BigJohnson86, I would get a large pile of animal crap and pay people large sums of money to dive into it.
Simple, efficient, yet elegant
@HUZZAH, I have a new goal in life. First I gotta win the lotto
What kind of monster puts ice in their milk
@Millzop, cold milk is good. The colder, the better.
@CynicalSir, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
@Millzop, that's exactly the point of it
@CynicalSir, is your milk not already refrigerated?...
@Jipz, of course, but not as cold as ice!
I would hire a professional swordsmith to design a custom Kriegmesser/Kampilan hybrid that I've been designing the past two weeks.
@SimonPetrikov, then you could use it to shave your neck beard
@Hakeem, I already have a Game of Thrones Needle replica for that, thank very much. This one's for my armpits.
I’d get a degree in all liberal art degrees just to show how useless they are
I'd buy a 2 bore rifle and go squirrel hunting with it.
@Doctor Krieger, wouldn't that just basically make them explode into a red mist?
Because if so, that's awesome.
@I Are Lebo, red mist? More like spontaneously disappear. It's a 1.326" diameter projectile after all...
@Doctor Krieger, neat
I would start a new reality game show...called Date the Homeless. We find a homeless guy and give home a millionaire makeover. Send him on a date with hot gold digging women. The ladies hear about his money and fame but later find out he's really homeless. If they want to date him again because of his personality they secretly win $50k. If they don't want a second date they get punched in the tits and have to pick up the check.
But... I always put ice in my milk... That person would have unknowingly made me super happy
in the long run tho losing your job would not be fiscally wise