You should really keep your windows closed if toddlers are just ending up in your bed at night.
@SurgeonSean, what's the opposite of pedophilia?
When I first read that It sounded like they were smashing the toddler seriously what the Fvck is wrong with me?
@Midnite St0rm, Too much internet...
@Midnite St0rm, I did the same, then realised they meant it was like smashing an octopus on meth.
I don't even want to know how you know what it's like to have an octopus on meth in your bed.
Ah toddlers, natures helpful way of saying, sleep what's sleep?
Wtf, how can I get these results?