"Is that why you're talking to me instead of paying attention to the lecture?"
@A pet named Steve, Smooth as that one criminal Michael Jackson was talking about
@A pet named Steve, since you’re gorgeous, yes, you’re quite right
@A pet named Steve, that is exactly the kind of response to take ownership of the interaction and potentially steer it towards something far more positive
@A pet named Steve, smooottthh
This is one of those moments you will think about for long after and won't know what to say until years later
@Good Guy Satan, “I only sit next to the ugly girls for the same reason. Thanks for not making me find another seat. “
@Good Guy Satan, or instantly reply "I like to study with fat chick's for the same reason. Want to get a study group started?"
Is it just me or would this joke be better with the penguin meme?
Where is the Meat University?
Why would she say that? She's just a bjtch
I feel like that's happening to me right now