Anatidaeinsurancia phobia- the fear that a duck is trying to sell you homeowners insurance 👍
He fvcking knows
@Cocaine Jedi, you're in your room on your laptop looking up your fear. Suddenly you here the flapping of large wings outside your window. The power goes out. You grab a flashlight and walk out of your room into the hallway. You hear footsteps. But they sound wet and small. You aim your flashlight around the hall looking for the source of the noise. A white streak blurs past your vision from one door to another. You're breathing heavily. The footsteps sound again, this time above you. You look up but nothing's there. It's in the ceiling. You run to grab your phone in the other room. It's dead. You just charged it though. There's a creak in the floor boards behind you. Slowly you turn around and face him. He stares into your soul with that menacing glare. You're petrified. You can't move. He leaps into the air and flys straight for your throat. The last thing you hear as everything fades to is the echo of his wretched scream:
@Gladiator, I didn't have anatidaephobia before, but I do now.
I wrote a story about this in high school. It was about how billy Mayes had this phobia and that’s why he shouted in all his commercials because he thought ducks were following him and it was the only way to scare them off.
Psychostick has a song about it called “quack kills”
@Narcoleptic Pilot, i was gonna comment the same thing. Its such a good song. That band is great
Fun fact: This term was created
by gary Larson in a far side cartoon.