I'm way to lazy to read that
@CountChocula15, guys sometimes jizz blood, and that's okay
@Janky McSkanky, Fvck that's terrifying.
@Janky McSkanky, well great, that's put me off swallowing for life now
@Kayda, @Janky McSkanky, FŪCK thanks a lot
@CountChocula15, too lazy to spell, too
Are knives the benign cause of the blood? I'm sensing some relationship
This is a real song by Cannibal Corpse.
@Doctor Krieger, I like you
Never bring a knife to a gun fight....I cum guns...also, sword fight but with guns
Not this month you don’t for this is mans pure November of no fap.
As a man with a penis, this worries me
Putrid and rotting, my semen is bleeding. I cum blood from my erection.
Okay, that song is about a guy who slices open his penis and then bangs a dead chick, not about a medical condition
I’m even more scared now.
You know those crossbows that you step on in order to draw the string back and lock in place? Well I had one and attempted to draw it back with my foot in the loop. The stock was resting against my left thigh as I was pulling against 130 lbs. of resistance. Since I was wearing socks, the crossbow loop slipped off my foot which led to the stock slamming into my lefticle. Next time I you-know-whatted, it was bloody. Not my fondest memory.
@ImNotRacistBut, Oh god. That sounds awful all around.
@Berntley, oh it was. Only time I’ve been incapacitated for longer than 10 min.