Well, do you want to?
This would work better if I were a dude
@A pet named Steve, is that a python in your hands, or are you just happy to see me?
@A pet named Steve, I'm getting visuals and I'm not sure how to feel about them
@A pet named Steve, no... keep going..
@A pet named Steve, i am a dude, ill fill in for ya
@A pet named Steve, no no no no... it's fine
@A pet named Steve,
Does it STILL have one eye?!
@A pet named Steve, I volunteer as tribute!
Wait.. *Checks age.* Okay we're legally ok.
"What about morally?"
😒 I must withdraw my volunteer status.
This girls parents are hardcore cruel.
For some reason she gets all the dates and not her sister Bita.
I think most guys have helda dik when taking a leak.
@SurgeonSean, not really. I prefer going to the bathroom by myself.
Well now that’s just false advertising...
Let’s change that
Hey guys, trust me.... she’s held one
I'm hoping I can change that