It’s called Mission Impossible because the final mission is for Tom Cruise to leave Scientology.
@pirey, I thought it was for him to come out of the closet.
@SurgeonSean, "Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!"
@SurgeonSean, when he does come out of the closest then he can leave
@Good Guy Satan, hehe. Tom Cruise is a fudge packer.
@SurgeonSean, they'll go hand in hand.
@SurgeonSean, he’s probably saving that until he has a sexual assault allegation against him
Because mission difficult wasn't as catchy
Because they’re literally called Impossible Missions Force or IMF
Because you touch yourself at night.
That word... I do not think it means what you think it means.
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