There's a snake in my pants
@A pet named Steve, what kind of snake for science reasons
@A pet named Steve, as long as it stays away from my boots
@A pet named Steve, THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BUTT
@A pet named Steve, S.I.M.P. SNAKES IN MY PANTS
@A pet named Steve,
Does it have one eye?
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@A pet named Steve, sorry, that's mine. You're so chill about this. Everyone else is always angry when I do this.
Wait so the police just have the authority to grab any mans bulge just cause it looks appetizing, err I mean suspicious??
@megamanx181x, time to move to Germany
But did the anaconda want some? Did the police officer have buns?
@Z0mbieP0ny, doughnuts. That close enough?
Hell of a trouser-snake.
Excuse me, brother! You've got a real nice lump down there.
What does owo mean?
@Albmag, it's supposed to look like a face
The Os are eyes and the w is the mouth.
@Depressed Panda, oh. I've always read it as ohwoahoh. I feel like a moron. Oh and that downvote from not knowing! Thank you for telling me
Why were they looking there? What are they, fvcking gay?