John's mistake: John damaged the customer's product to make moving it easier.
What John could have done to better the situation: John could have pretended to hurt his back pushing the big ass cube and claimed worker's compensation or even sued the company for not giving it's workers the propper equipment to move the big ass cubes
Boss: "yeah it was probably John. He has a weird fascination with balls in general. I'll talk to him again about it."
@PippyPie, I like that you included "again."
He literally cutting corners at work
The balls on this guy
And thats the story of how Stonehenge was never completed
Ladies and gentlemen, that's why you don't go above and beyond without clearing it with management first. It's two fold. You don't end up like John, and they know you put in effort to streamline work and are thinking critically. You may never be CEO, but it could land you a spot better than big fjcking block pusher.
It's an old one, but it checks out
John is a lazy genius bastard..who should be given a raise and then beaten in the parking lot by his co workers.
Sometimes people shouldn’t take it upon themselves to think too much
Depending on what those cubes are made of, it'd probably be harder to carve a perfect sphere esp with just 1 knife.
John's about to get the sh!t whipped out of him.