Hi guys, this is just a mediocre introduction but I've been using this app since late 2010, I've never made an account but now I feel I must, I've been through a lot with you guys, a pet named Steve, I shjt you not, and many other wonderful names like Ron Weasely, I've always really wondered about what happened to Jamal, he never came back :(
Well that was my awful intro and I'd like to thank you all for reading it, please accept me into the family, much love... bless you all.
@AshleeEggyBread, ༼ つ◕◡◕ ༽つ
@Slartibartfast 2nd, what is this my Drunk ass thought my display is cracked
@AshleeEggyBread, been around since that time too. Good to have another member to the commenter family
@AshleeEggyBread, i’ve been with here for just about as long. Congrats on no longer lurking!
@AshleeEggyBread, welcome to the family!
You're 7 years late Ashlee!
The memes are getting cold!
@AshleeEggyBread, *snaps* that was beautiful
Truer words have rarely been spoken.
@Ryachaz, for real though, its amazing how much everything changes the second after.
"Oh, maybe I shouldn't hit up my ex"
"I can do better"
"That video wasn't even that good"
"I feel disgusted with myself"
@Swolekage, it's the same with sex really. Sometimes you work so hard and do things for someone you shouldn't and then after sex you have regrets.
Sounds like a regular 2:30 for me. And 6:00 am. And 10:00 am. And 1:15 pm. And 10 min after 2nd dinner. It's a system and it works.
That random capital H makes me wanna kill myself
Its more of a Girl Thing? The only Text my drunk ass will sent you:
If i am more than wasted she is will only receive -? When i'm just creativitly drunk she gets this:
What if your texts you first?
I can multitask I write out the text and take a pic at my climax and then as I hate myself I say it’s all or nothing and send the image with the text like any real man should
Wow. Such sage advice.